Affirmations

I am so glad he's gone.
I am SO glad he's gone!
I AM SO GLAD HE'S GONE!

What a relief.
What a relief!
WHAT A RELIEF!

He was a pain in my ass.
He was a pain in my ass.
HE WAS A PAIN IN MY ASS!

I am better off this way.
I am MUCH better off this way!
I AM MUCH BETTER OFF THIS WAY!!

I am a happily single woman.
I am a HAPPILY single woman!
I - AM A HAPPILY (!) SINGLE WOMAN!

My life is wonderful.
I am healthy.
The universe if perfectly wonderful to me!